Plumpy’s Bedside Essentials
- One roll of white toilet paper. Is that quilted? Looks 3-ply…
- One box of ‘Kleenex Balsam’, most likely he has a cold… Or a chapped knob.
- A used bit of tissue, see above.
- A litre of Dimes ‘Peach Nectar’, in case of mid-fapp sugar crash.
- One lamp. We all love lamp. Not for reading tho, obviously.
Curious by its absence in this picture is his favourite ‘I LOVE MY PILLOW' single duvet set, probably away for its quarterly rinse.