Dating Direct: “My best feature - a sweet spot not on the list”
Serving suggestion: why not read this post to a soundtrack?
Well, this was easy. The camera was still covered up and I’d yet to see his lovely face but luckily for me, he’d never heard of screenshots. His Hotmail inbox gave me a name and email address, but more interesting was the Dating Direct username. *cracks knuckles…* So ten clicks later I’d joined up (as a girl) and found the profile page of who had my laptop. Easy peasy.
The first two screengrabs are from when I was sharing all of this with a few mates and putting it all together, I don’t care anymore so here’s his profile pictures.
Occupation: police officer
WTF? Well, that fits his (old) eBay account name and possibly the lack of Police action - but surely not… And why would a London cop name his eBay account ‘metpolice’? He seems a bit daft to be a cop anyway, I’ve read his chat logs. A wee bit insecure maybe?
Err, okay… Maybe he’s just dyslexic and his Caps Lock key is full of spunk.
My best feature: a sweet spot not on the list
Luckily the webcam never managed to capture that particular tidbit of information. But then I noticed he’s blatantly not posing with an iPad in both photos. An iPad. Hmm, where might he have got that from?
Anyway, curiouser and curiouser…
Remember I have the geographical location and Wifi/network info taken at the same time as each and every image. I have his eBay accounts, hundreds of screenshots and three email accounts potentially linking his online actions to the original crime. I have cas reg numbers and now I have his face, dating profile and supposedly his job, all went straight to the Police.
Surely this is a nice, easily digestible lump of evidence for even the most lacklustre of coppers?
I never met my Officer in Charge (strangely), but I imagine he looks a bit like this: