Q:I wish that Plumperpass would run an ad of just his face. "WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID" Then again, the pisswank is giving them all sorts of business. I hope he gets thrown out of a window.
It’d be a better advert for Hiddenapp I think, I hope he drops the soap.
This is awesome, a South African mountain biker was relieved at gunpoint of his bike and phone, but the idiot robbers didn’t spot the GoPro on his helmet. The police have since made three arrests and recovered all of his property.
I fucking love dumb criminals, especially dumb criminals who incriminate themselves without even knowing they’re doing it. :)
Plumpy’s World Cup Attire?
Three cheers to ASDA for releasing this “England Wearing Flag" ahead of the World Cup, just ever-so slightly awkkkward…
ASDA had this to say on the matter:
"We opted for a hood on our wearable England and Brazilian flags as you never know what the British weather will bring. We want customers to get behind the team without getting wet."
Ooooooooo-kay… As if it’s even waterproof.
Anyhoo, aside from ASDA management and UKIP voters, the one other person who’s unlikely to cringe himself inside-out over this is baldy racist career criminal, wannabe Englishman and devoted footie fan Plumps, who I’m guessing is also the reason they’re out of stock.
Random Find: Plumps Googling for ‘girl sex animal’…
18.01.12, and probably not the results Plumps was hoping for… :)
And is that ‘blondz topless’ [sic] he’s going for next? I guess he wore out that Plumper Pass.
Plumpy Squeezes Another One Out
Google requested that I remove/censor the image that was originally here, so here’s a link to it instead. :)
I wonder if Plumps is still following the blog? He might just be clever enough to realise it’s so far beyond his control that it’s best just not to look. My guess is he’s still watching but under strict instructions not to dig his little hole any deeper - so keep those hands away from the keyboard Plumps… Nobody likes an angry lawyer. Most people don’t even like happy ones.
Well anyway, enough of that. Since I noticed there’s still a few hundred total strangers laughing at Plumpy’s self-inflicted misfortune every day, I thought I’d post some more highly intimate moments captured between Plumps, his hairy palm, my laptop and his favourite plus size porn pass, which I paid for.
I decided early on that any photos taken by my stolen laptop, through security software I paid for and installed, were mine to do whatever I like with. Anyone who doesn’t like that can go cry to the police or bring a civil case against me and I’ll see you in court with a big stack of difficult questions. And it’s not like a few photos like this could affect any criminal prosecution that might or might not be going on, is it? After all, masturbation isn’t a crime.
So we’re all good. Yay! Top tip though, if you don’t want photos of yourself masturbating posted on the Internet, buy your own fucking laptop.
So here you go, I think this is the fifth or sixth of oooooooo-o-o-o-ooh absolutely loads. I know how many and I’d expect Plumps has a fair idea.
As soon as I think of an appropriately witty name for it, I’ll put them all into a gallery and see how popular I can make the link. And then I guess just keep going with that until I get bored.